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that the monster had left

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To whomever got to my site by googling “branden rose” “miss europe,” I have news on that front and will also be posting some horrible/awesome fic at some point in the future. I also realized that all of my map posts and pictures were lost in the shuffle when I changed hosts and will reupload them shortly.

Currently ruminating on the ineffectiveness of the DSM due to overlapping difficulties after reading a piece about preschool-aged depression. I’m not sure if I had started that young, but I think it’s arguable that I’ve been depressed off and on my whole life. Currently looks like we’re in an on phase! Will write when I have it sorted.

your skin was electric

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Please allow me to begin with shouting. If anyone loves me $13 worth, I am SO EXITED.

Anyway.

I’m constructing a post about spoons and variability thereof and executive function, but, ha, I do not currently have the ability to construct this in a manner that is grammatically correct or readable. I will return to the topic when I can think in words again. It’s hit me that my first (FREE!) diagnostic session is this Thursday and I should probably link mom to some autism inventories so we can compare notes.

that lazy old truth, been lying there for weeks

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Photos and stuffs.

First of all, Stina and Dylan and I went to Boo Gardens on the last day it was open for Howl-o-scream (previously “halloscream”), November 1. I meant to try to get this photo the last time we were there, in September, but that proved impossible due to lighting conditions and the horrible crowd. On the 1st it was cold and rainy and the park was empty; we walked onto every ride without trouble. Naturally, the biting rain and my not having slept the night before because I was at work led to a cold, which then got passed to Dylan and then to Stina. Fun times! So, I’d been wanting this shot for a while. Why?

Because I believe that the DarKastle ride may, in fact, have a Monster Blood Tattoo for the sign:

Is this not totally a monster blood tattoo?

(He has a gaping maw, no?)

In other news, the kitten is gigantic.

Early August 2009:

he thinks this is a good spot

Early November 2009:

a comparison

Check out the leg-hanging-off-the-table action! He weighs significantly more than the present I sent to Kitty last week, which was 6lb 13oz, and is currently a beast. Not just size-wise, but personality wise. He’s a teenage cat, and his act of rebellion is eating the blinds. And the faucet. And my calves. And, not uncommonly, any cardboard he can reach. He’s charming.

He also does not

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like

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the camera.

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Now, it is one very important girl’s birthday–she is 23, reducing the quickly identifiable age gap (until April, when it jumps back up to 2 years) and about to graduate from uni/college/what have you.

Happy birthday, love. I’d get you a bubble tea if I could.

Bubble tea?

Self-portrait

"No, Mama, no!  I don't want my picture taken!"

you don't even know my name

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DM CORNISH FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK AND I AM STILL ALL CAPSING ABOUT IT DAYS LATER.

Now I must coerce him onto my blog where he can read my fanfiction, see the art, and see my most awesome work of fannish glee: the complete and utter pedantic destruction of his map. Ha HA! (Oh, sorry, that was a bit of an homage to MT Anderson, because I like men who write under their initials and whose stories may or may not involve monsters. Hmmm, how can I get John Green involved with this?)

DID I MENTION HE FRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK? AND HE CALLED ME “MA’AM.”

Kitty has given me permission to renege on all vows to her on the basis of this alone, but he’s married and so is everyone I have a crush on (well, married or engaged and also straight, which is infuriating), so I think she’s safe. EXCEPT: EXHIBIT A. My life is cruel.

So, um, I’ll pretend that I’m an adult now. Also, that he might actually read my blog.

Hello, there! I am far less frightening than this entry might imply! My name is Ali and my favourite things are things that I don’t like the first two or more years my girlfriend tries to make me read/listen/watch/enjoy them, and just when she’s given up on the very idea, I stumble into them and then never stop talking about the subject. We are three years into an obsession with Kate who, as Kit enjoys pointing out, my first reaction to was “meh.” She has been trying to get me to read Foundling since its release, and I resisted because I am a horrible brat. And now I made fanart and fanfic and I think I’m going to dress the kitten up as a leer for halloween if I can work out how to trick him into not clawing MY face off when I take the box off HIS face. Welcome. Please make snotty commentary. It is only deserved.

you are a mystery

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Look, it is exceedingly unwise to engage in a battle of pedantry with me. I will even engage those who don’t know they’re playing!

Spoilers for the end of Lamplighter, kind of.

Page 394, US hardcover edition: “Her Grace, the Branden Rose, Europa of Fontrevault, Duchess-in-waiting of Naimes; the Lady Threnody of Herbroulesse and a guest!” Aside from the obvious and terrible error of the oxford comma being missing, what’s up with this “Europa of Fontrevault” business?

At the end of the book when Europe gives her own list of titles: “You are addressing Europa, Duchess-in-waiting of Naimes, Peer of the Hacobin Empire, Marchess of the Vewe, shareward of the Southland states, descendant of Eurodice–speardame of the immortal Idaho, and of Eutychë, her granddaughter–spurn to Dido, and the Branden Rose, terror to man and nicker alike, and I will dare, sir, and I do!”

First of all, “the Vewe” is not on the zoomable map as far as I can find (I may be overlooking it, having given up in frustration–it’s elegant and gorgeous and well designed and I wish it was about 200 pixels bigger each way). Second, Fontrevault is a noteable location. It is mentioned by Threnody by name as the place where her mother and Europe were in sequestury together.

I have come up with two explanations for why Europe omits Fontrevault from her list of titles when claiming quo gratia.

1. The august of the calendars of a region is given the reigning power because she holds some of the highest ranking nobility (if not the highest ranking) of the group, as I understand the appendices (further clarification on this point would be most welcome). Syntychë is the Lady Vey, a Marchess, and the august of her clave, with Threnody Marchess-in-waiting although possibly not august-in-waiting (it hasn’t been clarified how the title is passed).

If Europe’s family holds Fontrevault and we are agreeing to the geography posed by the map, then it is quite possible that her mother (who remains nameless except as the Duchess of Naimes) may have been august at the time Europe and Syntychë were in sequestury. Threnody notes that Europe was kicked out of the sequestury; if her mother was august, this would have caused great shame. She could likely not disinherit her only child from all of her titles, but removing her from that title would provide quite a lot of appropriate remonstration.

2. It’s a simple continuity error.

I lean towards explanation 2.

For the sedorners, 2

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Title: Five ways in which Europe surprises Syntychë
Author: Ali
Summary: Really, the title says it all.
Rating: T for kissing. Girls kissing. Everyone’s gay!
Disclaimer: All characters contained herein are property of DM Cornish, not me, who is not DM Cornish by any stretch of the imagination. We once lived on the same continent, but as I am sure he would tell you, this is nothing at all like being the same person. This is strictly a work of fannish glee with no intention of gaining money, fame, notariety, or good will from any person or persons. This partciular combination of written words is my own.

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1. She is eight when she arrives at the sequestury. Syntychë is eleven, and finds Fontrevault altogether a terribly boring place; this is largely because her mother is august, Marchess of Herbroulesse and her aunt Marchess of Fountrevault, and between the two they control the teaching of the young calendars. She might like to be a scold, perhaps, but her occupation will be decided by Mother.

Miss Europe comes with a parcel of fancy titles and fancier clothes, displacing Syntychë in the hierarchy of nobility. No one else comes near to her in peerage, and Syntychë wonders how in the world this child convinced her mother to allow her only daughter—only child!—to go off and do this potentially dangerous thing. Her own mother would never allow such madness were they not all calendars, and she merely the oldest of four.

It is two months after her arrival that Syntychë, on the grounds of pleasant acquaintance, stops by the younger girl’s bedroom before breakfast. She is astounded, horrified to find her sipping daintily at pennyroyal tea, chestnut curls pinned up in a bun.

“My mother says that will spoil your insides!” Syntychë says, by way of greeting.

Europe arches one brow at her, an expression of such disdain she looks twice her age. “Perhaps I wish to spoil my insides.”

“But how will you ever bear an heir like that?”

The younger girl laughs, and it gives Syntychë chills. “I will not. That is the point.” She sighs, wistful. “It does taste abysmal, though. Shall we go down to breakfast?”

2. They are sitting on Europe’s bed together when it happens, studying a history book they are sharing, The text is supplemental, and they pooled their pocket money—of which Europe has an inordinate amount, so this all feels a bit contrived—to purchase it during their last trip into the town. Syntychë is acutely aware of Europe’s hand next to her knee, which also feels contrived. She is seventeen, and somehow Europe’s fourteen does not feel a significant age difference anymore.

It certainly does not when Europe’s lips find her own during a shared glance up from the book. Nor when she finds herself unpinning that horrible bun the girl insists upon wearing, day in and day out—honestly, crows feet are not attractive, she wants to scream, but Europe is doing something so expert with her tongue Syntychë is caught in a border-world of not thinking at all and wondering how a girl three years her junior learned to kiss like this.

3. The others cannot tell that Europe is angry, furious, to be sent away. Syntychë knows. But, then, she is furious with Europe, and is glad to see her leave.

A calendar’s duty is to her clave, and that was what Syntychë had told Europe when she discovered her with a man in her rooms. Not just a man, but a leer. How Europe had managed to get him in, she still was unsure, but he had been there, and they had both been largely undressed, and the whole thing had been a terrible shame.

Well. And there had been spite in it, too. Three years of sharing a bed, with her mother perfectly aware and ignoring—peacefully ignoring something she had done, for once!—and now Europe had to go and ruin it all by having a fellow. A leer. She hadn’t even tried to make excuses or dignify herself when caught. She just raised her eyebrows at Syntychë and asked that the door be shut so her private affairs might stay private.

Syntychë watches the carriage go with Europe in it, and wonders if this is what heartbreak feels like. She does not enjoy the sensation.

4. “Mother. If you insist I must be transmogrified, at least let me choose.”

The request is reasonable. Syntychë frowns out the window, rather than at her daughter. How to explain she still can’t quite tolerate the sight of her daughter because her hair curls the way Europe’s did at that age? She lifts a hand, gesturing for Threnody to continue.

The girl breathes, and tries. “I should like to be a fulgar.”

“Because of those novels you read.” Syntychë cannot help but snap.

“No!”

“You are a liar, child. You wish to be like one of your heroines, yes? Let me guess. It is the Branden Rose.”

Threnody bursts into angry tears and storms from the room. Syntychë resolves to have her made a wit. She is too like Europe as it is, and Syntychë will never be free.

5. Defending a young man in front of an inquiry board is really the last place she expects to find Europe, so it ought not be a surprise that she is there. They exchange greetings coolly and ignore each other, stiff and pretending not to have a quarter century of shared history, half of it obscured by travel. She had heard Licurious, Europe’s horrible leer that ruined everything, had died.

It is only after Europe has finished reciting titles—has she acquired a few since Syntychë heard them last?—and claimed quo gratia to remove this young man, or manikin, or whomever (and she doubts he is any but the former, if self-righteous Europe is involved), and they are boarding a coach to leave that they share another glance.

Syntychë aches to call out to her, but instead, she watches, silent, as the coach takes Europe out of her life again. Unlike the last time, she does not believe it will be forever.

To her surprise, she finds she is pleased.

I've been the dreamer, I've been the wallower

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So I love maps. And I love fantasy fiction. And my current favourite is the Monster Blood Tattoo series by DM Cornish.

He made a zoomable map that I am thoroughly enjoying, except for the plot continuity errors.

First, let me say that this is one of the most beautifully rendered maps I’ve seen created for a fantasy world. I love the zoomable element, which makes it accessible and easy to navigate, and the quality is just excellent. If someone can provide me with explanations for what I think are errors, I would love to know what’s going on.

This post contains minor spoilers for Lamplighter.

First, to orient ourselves, the second book takes place for the first half in Sulk End, at Winstermill, the Lamplighter fortress:

Sulk End, Half Continent

As you can tell, the fully zoomed-out map has us slightly to the right of center and to the bottom.

As the story progresses, Rossamünd and Threnody head to Wormstool, not marked on this map as far as I can tell (I cannot find any of the Lamplighter house names, so I believe this to be a deliberate choice). It is described as being at the far east end of the Wormway/Conduit Vermis, at the edge of the Ichormeer, so I have located it approximately here:

Ichormeer and Wormstool, Half Continent

We have moved up and right on the zoomed out map, as is expected for going east and a bit north.

However, this is where the plot issue comes in. Threnody is described as pointing out the hills overwhich Herbroulesse lays in the first day of travel from Winstermill. “Threnody slid over to Rossamünd’s side of the carriage and, pulling back the drape, stared at the low northward hills where Herbroulesse was hidden, still dark despite the morning glow.” Herbroulesse is marked on this map (with a spelling error of one s), but it is down south near the Serenine:

Herbroulesse, Half Continent

(Also shown is Naimes, Europe’s duchy.) A zoomed slightly zoomed out view provides us with Fontrevault, as well, of importance to the Lady Vey and Europe:

Herbroulesse, Naimes, and Fontrevault, Half Continent

I can find one other use of the name Herbroulesse on the map, further south to cover a large territory. I am unclear which of these are truly intended as the calendar stronghold, but as Fontrevault is noted as a sequestury and given the same symbol marking as the Herbrouless I have shown here, I think I’ve chosen correctly. Either way, neither place is to the north of a day’s ride east from Winstermill.

Also, I am a pedant.

Adam, Adam

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Well that title didn’t provide me any challenge.

Dylan and I went to see Adam on Wednesday. It was a free screening hosted by Fox, which we drove to Baltimore to attend. I will try to keep this as spoiler-free as possible for those who don’t wish to be spoiled.

Why did I suggest we drive four hours for a free movie? Well, because we had been fighting, and part of our making-up was my agreeing to invite them places. This involved a grand gesture. Have I mentioned I hate driving?

The drive up was very nice. We went right after therapy, which was very theraputic (as it ought to be). I prefer to drive on backroads (it’s always less stressful, going more slowly) and we went through a number of adorable little towns. We had to cancel our stop for bubble tea due to traffic on the beltway, which couldn’t be helped, and we go to the theatre right on time.

For the sake of spoilers, all I’ll say about the movie is that I felt it was a good, non-patronizing portrayal of Asperger’s and that all of the actors were quite good–a bit of a surprise with Rose Byrne. The script helped quite a lot here, as did the careful directing and editing. I would strongly reccomend it to anyone who gets the chance to see this movie (especially for free).

The drive home was long, and sleepy. I had the same visual phenomena (seizures?) off and on the whole way home, which was a little worrying, but not enough to make me stop driving. I’m nearly done with Lamplighter thanks to this 4 hour stretch of Dylan falling asleep, so that was pleasant.

It was a good trip.

thought the monster had left

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Europe, having been kicked out of the sequestery but before being made a fulgar. Click through for a full-length, larger version.

Europe

  • Author: Ali
  • Published: Aug 13th, 2009
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