Lots of thoughts, not a lot of brains.
Two important things have happened, however.
1. I will be done with my current job on December 17th. No, I do not have another job lined up (though I’m applying and interviewing). I am surprisingly not too anxious–yet.
2. I cut off all of my hair.

[Picture of the author, who has short, red hair and is doing their best Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber impression]
My name is Ali, though sometimes it's Eliot.
I have many tumblrs, which you are welcome to also visit:
The Polite Yeti - My personal tumblr, full of silliness.
Fuck Yeah, Kate Miller-Heidke - the only active Kate fan site, which is baffling.
The Branden Rose - the only active Monster Blood Tattoo fansite, which is less baffling.
I also have a semi-successful etsy shop, which you should visit, below.
Please buy things from me:
A brief history:






