Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready?
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Let’s go!
Does your hair look right?
Is your fly done up?
Have you popped your pimples?
Have you got your coat
And some lippy on?
Just keep it simple.
Are you all cashed up?
I could lend you some–
Well, I’d be glad to.
Have you had a think
And a warm up drink?
Now, now, now, now.
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready?
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Let’s go!
Is the cat put out?
Is the iron off?
We don’t wanna come home
To a fire.
Have you trimmed your beard?
Are your sandals shined?
Do you look like
A hipster messiah?
Have you got your keys?
Have you got ID?
Did you bring a comb for Gary?
Have you had a think
And a warm up drink?
Now, now, now, now.
(Get ready
Get ready
Go!)
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready?
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Let’s go!
Leave your book and leave the mirror
‘Cause you’re already stunning.
The sky above was never clearer
And the engine’s running.
So cast aside your novelty ties
And bury your vendettas.
Life is short, but tonight your ass is mine, mine, mine, mine.
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready?
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Let’s go!
Leave your book and leave the mirror
‘Cause you’re already stunning.
The sky above was never clearer
And the engine’s running.
Well the end is nigh and there’s not much time
To get things rolling.
Life is pain, but we’re okay, now, now, now, now.
Now, now, now, now.
What have I forgotten?
The horns!
Now, now, now, now!
(Get ready
Get ready
Go!
Get ready
Get ready
Go!)
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready?
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Let’s go!
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready?
Are you all ready?
Are you ready, get set,
Are you ready, get set,
Let’s go!
My name is Ali, though sometimes it's Eliot.
I have many tumblrs, which you are welcome to also visit:
Fuck Yeah, Kate Miller-Heidke - the only active Kate fan site, which is baffling.
The Branden Rose - the only active Monster Blood Tattoo fansite, which is less baffling.
I also have a semi-successful etsy shop, which you should visit, below.
Please buy things from me:
A brief history:
- Many of you get here looking for the Autistic-created Alternative Autism Criteria. If you've come from tumblr, the main post to be reblogged and such can be found here. ALL CAPS WELCOME.


