The Alternate Lexicon
Things I have said to my cat today:
“No, Prosper! Prosper! Lettuce is not for cats–oh, you want to try it? Put the whole leaf down. Down. Stop that. Ugh. Prosper! Here. Oh, you like lettuce? You’re a weird fucking cat.”
“Prosper! Stop that! Green beans aren’t for kittens! They are for mamas! Prosper, no, stop it. You don’t like green beans–oh, fuck, you’re weird, cat.”
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My name is Ali, though sometimes it's Eliot.
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Prosper (so brave faced with the indignity of the bow tie!) is surely striving for one of those quack my-cat-can-be-a-vegetarian diets, not knowing it will kill him.