The Alternate Lexicon
Today we mourn the passing of Edward Cullenmouse the First (he sparkles in the sunlight!). Last night he appeared to be in poor but stable health:
But sometime during the night, he moved on (warning, these pictures not suitable for children or kittens):
Edward Cullenmouse the First appears to have died of a stuffing aneurysm. He will be deeply missed by his owner, Prosper.
Edward always did seem extravagant, but unstable…
I’m sorry for your loss, Prosperface.
BathroomCat appreciates your condolences.
Dear Mr. Prosper, Esq.
Mr. Grey and I send our deepest condolences in light of your recent loss. May Edward Cullenmouse sparkle in the welkin, reminding us of the permanence of friendship amidst the uncertainty of mortality.