The Alternate Lexicon
gave me a lake
I’m fairly certain that what I am drinking right now is the very definition of woo, some unholy combination of homeopathy and HBOT (hyperbaric oxygen therapy). And it is cracking me up.
(No, it isn’t giving me any more ‘Energy’, no matter what the label says. Yes, I bought it for 70 cents because the bottle made me laugh.)
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My name is Ali, though sometimes it's Eliot.
I have many tumblrs, which you are welcome to also visit:
The Polite Yeti - My personal tumblr, full of silliness.
Fuck Yeah, Kate Miller-Heidke - the only active Kate fan site, which is baffling.
The Branden Rose - the only active Monster Blood Tattoo fansite, which is less baffling.
I also have a semi-successful etsy shop, which you should visit, below.
Please buy things from me:
A brief history: