The Alternate Lexicon
blocking the sun like an ocean liner
Addendum: Things I have learned today:
1. Prosper does not read open letters on the internet.
a. He has added “my eyesockets” to the list of great places to sleep.
b. When he chews on your arm, if he gets a raised mole, it will look really awful after the fact.
2. Prosper really likes strawberry milkis.
3. There are new photos added to my flickr set, available here.
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A brief history:
Strawberry milkis? He has no taste.
He knocked over the can in his excitement and spilled the whole thing. We both had a sad. Well, mostly me–he drank it while I tried to clean it up.
I’m surprised he’s waited this long to spill things. My tea drinking of an evening was always tinged with fear.