Addendum: Things I have learned today:

1. Prosper does not read open letters on the internet.
a. He has added “my eyesockets” to the list of great places to sleep.
b. When he chews on your arm, if he gets a raised mole, it will look really awful after the fact.

2. Prosper really likes strawberry milkis.

3. There are new photos added to my flickr set, available here.